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WHAT IS KILL HAMSTER DOING IN MY JOURNAL
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Being posted on a social networking site. How meta...

Might I also mention that I've moved to AZ and now work at a recording studio?

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Meanwhile, I might tease you all with the promise of a real update that I will never actually post.

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killhamster
First things first, ED's little brother WhatPort80 is now live; it's not so much a place to document drama as it is a repository of Internet memes and phenomena. SFW.

In regards to ED, we still have T-shirts available at the shop and are looking into getting more things, such as bumper stickers and maybe buttons, if all continues to go well. We also still offer advertising at ClickBangPop, so take advantage of our massive amounts of traffic to pimp your DeviantArt profiles or call people names or whatever people use ads for anymore.

Third on the agenda: Dan Lirette, a massive lolcow, has incurred the wrath of the goons and is slowly being driven from the Internet. Digg this and see/hear just how much of a tool this guy is.

Next up, I've remixed the last track we released, which can be found here. It's a little longish but more straightforward than the original.

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HOLY SHIT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA HAS FUCKING AWESOME T-SHIRTS FOR SALE JESUS CHRIST BUY ONE NOW AND ADVERTISE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU POST ON AN INTERNET WEBSITE
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After an incredibly long period of writer's block, I finally have new music available. Behold, RBM's newest track: From Inner Space.

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Hallo internet, do you want to insult someone in ad banner form? Do you have some sort of business that you'd like to advertise to chantards, drama whores, terrible artists, and other undesirables on the internet? I have a solution and quite possibly a deal for you then! ED has unleashed our new ad server and you can, if you so desire, purchase adspace on Encyclopedia Dramatica (or maybe contract an ad company with fewer content restrictions than most [in case you've got one of those websites where you like to slur various minorities or post pornography]) for cheap. Insult your friends or enemies! Advertise your DeviantArt profile to increase your pageviews! Give people seizures! The sky (and your credit limit) is the limit here, so don't hold back. Try it, you'll like it.

Click Bang Pop!

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soundwaves: KLULZ

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Another unannounced KLULZ set, this time it's all psy and goa, listen in at KLULZ radio.

and yes, if you're really good I'll sneak some KMFDM into it somewhere.

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soundwaves: Astral Projection - Chaos

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Everyone go to KLULZ, the internets-only radio station and give me a listen, I've been going for a couple hours now and I've no idea when I'll stop. It's progressed from trip-hop to drum & bass so I can't have too much more left in me but that's no reason to stop.

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soundwaves: Wink - Young Again

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WE WANT WHAT IS YOURS



The greatest cake in the history of ever, made for my birthday by the one and only [info]finalphoenix, the greatest girlfriend in the history of ever.

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Last night I enjoyed a two hour vacation from my new kitchen when, as I was beginning to cook the beef half of some big-ass beef and bean burritos, the local police and fire departments hammered on my door hard enough to loosen the doorbell mechanism, leaving it a bent heap of brass lying on the hallway floor. In a U-shaped building, I am on the very end of one of the arms and as such was the farthest away from the source of the fire which was apparently threatening my very way of life. I didn't notice any smoke or flames until I got outside, where I saw a firetruck idling in the parking lot, with firemen idling on the sidewalk and holding open the door on the other side of the complex, letting a small billow of smoke escape into the freezing night air.

Apparently the aforementioned fire began in an apartment that was unoccupied at the moment, as its residents were nowhere to be found. Meanwhile several more fire engines arrived to sit in the parking lot blocking traffic and spewing greenhouse gases into the air. After a while the smoke had infiltrated all the hallways of the building, leaving behind the scent of burning plastic and possibly oak.

For two hours I alternated between standing around impatiently in the sleet and rain and sitting in my own idling vehicle, running the heater at full blast because no one warned me that Ohio is apparently a frozen wasteland before Halloween, swearing on the phone the entire time. After two irritatingly long hours, the incredible blaze was contained and everyone was allowed back inside. Upon opening my door I was greeted with the same clean-smelling apartment I left and a frying pan full of dried up ground beef. Last night I had the chicken instead.

In other news, my new job is going to be retardedly easy. Everything I ever learned at the bank was light-years ahead of what I'm currently being "taught" in training. I ought to be running the place within a few months, it's not even funny.

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soundwaves: Type O Negative - Creepy Green Light

killhamster
I think I need more.


Bonus internets to anyone who can name them all just from looking at the blurry spines.

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So I've moved again, this time away from Roanoke to the cold damp world of northeast Ohio, to a new job, a new apartment, and a new life. Within the next week or so [info]finalphoenix will be moving in with me and promptly moving back out once she realizes just how dull life with me really is. Take today for example. Today is laundry day. I've spent the last hour walking up and down the hall in the building here to check on the dryers, which seem to be set to "eternal" rather than permanent press or cottons. I fully expect to open one and find my clothes in flames.

After a week of trying to admin ED on stolen wifi (thank you linksys, I love knowing I'll always be able to find one of your routers unsecured anywhere I go,) I've finally got cable and internet and can plan my budgets and panic when I realize I'm never going to be able to afford food and high speed data. Of course if that turns out to be the case, I will forego eating because nobody should be without the internet. Perhaps I'll begin hunting the deer which like to leap in front of my car late at night. I don't need a rifle, I have a bumper.

The last two weeks have been surreal, I'm still not sure if I've really moved, I'm half-convinced that the last four or five years of my life have all been an elaborate dream and I'm in a coma somewhere, dreaming up stupid websites and shitty music, imagining jobs and friends that never were and never will be. If this is a hallucination, it's a rather enjoyable one. There aren't any giant spiders and bugs aren't crawling out of my skin, so in the grand scheme of things, it's all good.

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soundwaves: Led Zeppelin - No Quarter

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I've been busy with so many different things lately that I've hardly had any time to focus on music of my own. Instead I've been recording harps and hardcore punks and tepid Christian music, fiddling with my own creations from time to time. Anyway, here are some rough drafts:

Past Four

and

Gray Things

The first was more of a spontaneous creation, the latter being something I've been trying to get right since 1999 or 2000. Feedback is welcome, as always.

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Try to describe yourself in one sentence.


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He's witty and individualistic, a multitalented artist, bitter but still chivalrous when it's called for, and fiercely loyal, and even fiercer when wronged; he is not without a sense of adventure, and leaps headlong into change with little regard for the consequences, preferring to experience life rather than plan it out meticulously.

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soundwaves: Daniela Stickroth - Chest In The Attic

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You may be asking yourselves, "where's KH been at?" and perhaps this will answer that question. Of course, no one may be asking that and I've overestimated my importance to the world at large. Regardless, everyone will know now, whether they wanted to or not.

THE INTERNET MAKES YOU STUPID. I am loath to admit it, but for several months I was addicted to World of Warcraft. Only one of my characters ever made it to level 70 though, I didn't have the patience to play the same game over and over again just to go about it slightly differently each time. It was quite a timesink and after a while I realized this, especially after it became more like a job than a game.

I AM SOBER. After years and years of heavy drinking I became disgusted with myself and where it had gotten me. Sure, being drunkhamstor was fun but after a while I wasn't drinking with friends or at parties, but by myself. Every night. A lot. It couldn't have been good for my health and it certainly wasn't making me feel any better about life, which hadn't been the best for some time.

WORK SUCKS. After a couple of years of building and creating, working out on the lake far removed from offices and paperwork, business has slowed to a crawl. It seems the subprime mortgage crisis and the economy in general have greatly affected construction, fewer houses are being built, fewer people are buying the lavish houses on the lake, and we're running out of things to do, so the hunt for a satisfying new job is on.

WE ARE THE MUSIC MAKERS. Well, not so much "we" as "I." In February I began working as an intern at a local nonprofit recording studio, acting mostly as a recording engineer and assisting in various technical aspects, being much more comfortable with digital recording and DAWs than with old tech like magnetic tape and ADAT. For an example of some of my work, see here. It's thrashy and loose, which is what they wanted. Were it up to me it would be just a bit more produced.

I FEEL LOVED. I've become quite enamored with a beautiful young woman and over the past few months we've been getting to know each other and falling quite hard. She's been there for me through good and bad and I connect with her in a way I've never felt with anyone thus far in my life. I do believe we'll be moving in together soon and life finally feels as if it's getting back on track for the first time since I left Richmond.

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soundwaves: Mr. Bungle - None of Them Knew They Were Robots

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SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!

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soundwaves: Days of the New - What's Left For Me?

killhamster
I'm not a dead man, I just play one on TV.

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soundwaves: Underworld - Best Mamgu Ever

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MUSIC

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soundwaves: the Thirteenth Step - Out of Here

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So all through high school I knew a girl who was pretty much one of my best friends; I was unruly in a freshman class and got myself moved across the room next to the new chick, who i don't recall being very social with the mouthbreathers in that class. that began a years-long friendship with roots in art, letter writing, and the smashing pumpkins. We spent the years in art classes, working on the school's art and literature magazine, and mocking the more materialistic, self-centered students.

All was good until a few years ago when I made some bad decisions and alienated most of my friends, including her. We'd been communicating up to that point and I lost track afterwards. I'd like to think I've grown up, even just a little, and try to find one of the best friends I'd ever had. Thus far the search has been fruitless. Her name is common enough that a simple search of google or facebook or myspace does me no good. As far as I can tell, her old college email address and blog are no longer functional.

So internet, I turn to you for advice on how to locate someone to whom I need to apologize.

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